The Collector

Now how about a little treat for being here? These things? Old toys. I have no use for them.

How about this? If you give some attention to my favourite toys, I'll let you take one of these, for free, no strings attached, I promise. You can do anything you like with them once you took them.

Go on, pick one, don't be shy, you'll be doing me a favour by taking them off my hands, really